Whacha know about going out, being drunk, get a crunk, get a chunk, get a lump.
Dos Equis, Dos weeks, dos Freaks Two X's, Two flex's, Two sexes.
Angels, Devils, both got Nipples Hotdogs wrapped in stripples,
Laying back on stage, under a stripper, Fed undoing my zipper.
4 in the morn, watching the donkey show It's probably better that you don't know.
4:30, I'm participating. And it's only to blatant. I ask someone put something in my
drink, I ask someone why my eye's so pink? My next drink getting mixed in ol steel
blender, Down here I'm doc mind bender. If I hear this song again, I'm gonna kill,
Hand me some more of those pills.

Your vida's loca, mines loco, And it's also crazy, un poco.
Someone's getting blow, from a mouth full of snow, Ah, I just don't know.
I got a cut on my lip, shouldn't have kissed that last dancer, but I'm
the mack romancer.

Center stage, Fat indian and Donkey, 5:00 I'm the only honkey.
Guy put a knife to my throat two night's back, said he hated mexicans and blacks.
Your mexican, I'm neither, he broke his shin and my meats leaner.
Whole lot a racists, moustached faces, assholes, I'm the only patient.
wrote rhymes on a napkin a couple minutes back, Stuck em in a woman's crack.
I almost sure they were better than these, about hospital halls and bumblebees.
Gum stuck to the flesh on my knee, wearing pants for days, how can that be?
Hooker's hair's touched a lit cigarette, Smell like burnt hair, you bet.
And the most dangerous friend I ever made, said get out the house,
before you get slayed.

so i guess I'm on my ohh-own
so i guess I'm on my ohh-own

I'm not sick, that's alcoholism, Cab driver blasting, Unforgiven.
He's listening like this ish came out yesterday,
Damn, I forgot to pay. I told the driver, they cut there hair.
He don't speaka the english, so he doesn't seem to care.
Unforgiven, also a Clint Eastwood flick,
He still doesn't speak English, I'm getting sick.

You hear a lot of tuba in Mexican clubs, I hear a lot of voices on Mexican drugs.
If a sister I had, she'd be in servitude, to this cowboy dude, I think I misconstrued.
I can see all my veins, my motel room floods everytime it rains.
I learned the Macarena five beers ago, Your girl started looking good five years ago.
I think I just fucked that quote, this couple here, wants to take me out on their boat.
I've heard that before, know what's in store, what you know about gettin soar?

Down with Chavez, they think I wanna fight,
Aja West going Bananas, I think I want the night.
Down with Chavez, they think I wanna fight,
Aja West, smokin Bananas, I think I want the night.

Cause females give me live in the club,
She-males give me love in the club.

Back to the Motel, Fed on my coattails,
riding with his sister or brother, I can't tell.
Hotel, motel, Las Jacarandas Inn, If this snake starts catching up,
I'll just shed my skin. My hat, say Vietnam Saigon, be on, be gone,
Olympic Windbreaker, neon.
Now I'm wearing a moustache, cause I bust fast, outlast the cast tourist trap.
I can be stabbed, but I can't be shot, I can got get, but I can't get got.
So I climb the tile to the second floor, Wo-man go through the lobby
and I let her in the door. One bends, One coughs,
I'll bets are off.

Don't try to write like this, cause you couldn't,
Even Freaks of the industry, shouldn't.

Down with Chavez, they think I wanna fight,
Aja West going Bananas, I think I want the night.
Down with Chavez, they think I wanna fight,
Aja West, smokin Bananas, I think I want the night.